I pitch a movie executive named Janet three of the best ideas she (or you) will ever hear. What a great day for her!

I pitch a tinseltown executive named “Amy” two big fat winner hits. Oh, I just realized that’s kind of an ironic given the title of one of the films!

I pitch two of my best films to production executive Ben. Did he buy them? You’ll have to listen to find out! But YOU can buy them!

I pitch film executive Brad “Christ Heist” (which MUST star Cameron Diaz or it will not work) and “President Girlfriend.”

A “fellow” screenwriter suggests a bunch of changes to “President Girlfriend”. No thanks, jagoff, the idea’s already perfectt.

A fellow “screenwriter” gives me suggestions on Good Cop/Gay Cop. Too bad all her suggestions are shitty & I’m a fantastic screenwriter.