Short version: Help support poor working farmers! Donate $10-$25 dollars to the Student Farmworker Alliance, forward your receipt to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and I’ll send you my digital book, 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People! If you donate over $25 you’ll get MP3 Digital Downloads of every sketch, personally recorded by me and my comedy buddies!

Long version: For those who don’t know what 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People Is, it’s pretty simple: I put out a call to people who’ve told me they’ve liked my comedy, and told them that if they wanted, they could have a personal sketch. The rules were that each person gets one sketch.

Now you can get in on the fun! Donate $10-$25 dollars to the Student Farmworker Alliance, whatever you can afford, and I’ll send you an e-book of 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People. Your book will be password protected and each book will be uniquely coded so no one password can open any other book.

Donate $25-$50 dollars and you get a MP3 Digital Download of every single sketch! Me and my comedy buddies are recording all 100 sketches, and if you pony up, you get all of them! Here’s a sample MP3.

Finally, for $50-$100 dollars, you get Dinner With Me, Asterios Kokkinos. You need to buy the dinner, though, as I’m very very poor. Also please do it close to my house so I don’t waste gas. I don’t expect many people will go for this one.

The Student Farmworker Alliance is one of the most effective advocacy groups in the nation. A registered 501(c)3, the SFA has successfully waged campaigns to improve the working conditions of farm workers for McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell and many more.

So donate!  Visit www.sfalliance.org/sustainer.html, then forward the receipt from your donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com. On December 26th you’ll unwrap the gift of a lifetime – digitally transfered comedy!