President Baby

100SI100D Donation Page

asterios — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:34:35 +0000

Short version: Help support poor working farmers! Donate $10-$25 dollars to the Student Farmworker Alliance, forward your receipt to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and I’ll send you my digital book, 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People! If you donate over $25 you’ll get MP3 Digital Downloads of every sketch, personally recorded by me and my comedy buddies!

Long version: For those who don’t know what 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People Is, it’s pretty simple: I put out a call to people who’ve told me they’ve liked my comedy, and told them that if they wanted, they could have a personal sketch. The rules were that each person gets one sketch.

Now you can get in on the fun! Donate $10-$25 dollars to the Student Farmworker Alliance, whatever you can afford, and I’ll send you an e-book of 100 Sketches In 100 Days For 100 People. Your book will be password protected and each book will be uniquely coded so no one password can open any other book.

Donate $25-$50 dollars and you get a MP3 Digital Download of every single sketch! Me and my comedy buddies are recording all 100 sketches, and if you pony up, you get all of them! Here’s a sample MP3.

Finally, for $50-$100 dollars, you get Dinner With Me, Asterios Kokkinos. You need to buy the dinner, though, as I’m very very poor. Also please do it close to my house so I don’t waste gas. I don’t expect many people will go for this one.

The Student Farmworker Alliance is one of the most effective advocacy groups in the nation. A registered 501(c)3, the SFA has successfully waged campaigns to improve the working conditions of farm workers for McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell and many more.

So donate! Visit www.sfalliance.org/sustainer.html, then forward the receipt from your donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com. On December 26th you’ll unwrap the gift of a lifetime – digitally transfered comedy!

Folds In Spacetime & President Baby

admin — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:39:36 +0000

I pitch a movie executive named Janet three of the best ideas she (or you) will ever hear. What a great day for her!

“Folds in Spacetime”, “President Baby”, “Metal Man” (MP3)

Good Cop/Gay Cop & Big Fat Betty

admin — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:38:45 +0000

I pitch a hollywood executive named “Amy” two big fat winner hits. Oh, I just realized that’s kind of an ironic given the title of one of the films! It’s “Good Cop/Gay Cop”, because that movie would make so much money that it could be considered a crime!

“Good Cop/Gay Cop” & “A Day In The Life Of Big Fat Betty” (MP3)

Detective President & Sneaky Women

admin — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:37:23 +0000

I pitch two of my best films to a production executive named Ben: Detective President (which I am assuming he loved), and Vicious, Lying, Awful, Sneaky Women (based on a true story). Did he buy them? You’ll have to listen to find out! But YOU can buy them!

“Detective President”, “Vicious, Lying, Sneaky Women” (MP3)

Christ Heist & President Girlfriend

admin — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:28:58 +0000

I pitch a film executive named Brad “Christ Heist” (which MUST star Cameron Diaz or it will not work) and “President Girlfriend” (which Cameron Diaz would be perfect for, but I am open to other suggestions).

“Christ Heist” & “President Girlfriend” (MP3)

I Get Advice on President Girlfriend

asterios — Sun, 31 May 2009 21:29:32 +0000

A “fellow” screenwriter suggests a bunch of changes to President Girlfriend. No thanks, jagoff, the only ideas I listen to are my own great ones.

Notes on “President Girlfriend” (MP3)

I Get “Good” Advice on Good Cop/Gay Cop

asterios — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:04:52 +0000

A fellow “screenwriter” gives me suggestions on shaping up the pitch to Good Cop/Gay Cop. Too bad all her suggestions are shitty, as I’m already a fantastic screenwriter.

Notes on “Good Cop/Gay Cop” (MP3)